Eva’s boob starts popping out at 3:30

So Eva Longoria has a new cookbook out called “Eva’s Kitchen” and because she’s on television and is semi-famous she’s being given a platform to promote it. Eva was on Letterman last night. We already saw the ridiculous short-shorts she was wearing, and it turns out that she had on a low cut tuxedo jacket with no shirt under it as well. When she sat down you could almost see her ass cheek from the side and Dave could barely concentrate he was trying so hard to get a glimpse of her B cups. At least she hasn’t gotten a boob job yet. I would have been embarrassed for her if she had any shame. Eva completed her third grade tap dance recital outfit with a really long fake looking Tony Pony.

It was hard to take Eva seriously at all when she talked about how to make guacamole. It’s like she wanted to serve it to us just wearing an apron and high heels. What the hell is Eva promoting exactly?

Eva Longoria decided formal attire would be best for her interview with David Letterman on Wednesday night. But the star must have been so eager to appear on “The Late Show” that she forgot to finish getting dressed in wardrobe.

The “Desperate Housewives” star appeared with Letterman on Wednesday to promote her new cookbook, “Eva’s Kitchen,” but all eyes — especially the host’s — were on what she wore on set.

“I wore a tuxedo for you,” she told Letterman, to which he replied, “That’s only part of a tuxedo.”

The outfit drew even more attention when her jacket — which covered up her shirtless chest — began to pop open. It was all Letterman could do to keep his focus on her cookbook and the guacamole recipe that she was presenting. Turns out that she likes cilantro, but he has a genetic predisposition to find it soapy tasting.

Later in the interview, Longoria confirmed that the cast of “Desperate Housewives” were in negotiations to return for an eighth and ninth season.

[From Huffington Post]

I have to cosign Eva loving cilantro. I put it on top of cream cheese on an english muffin in the morning. My husband isn’t a fan of it though so I have to use it sparingly when I cook for him.

So Eva likes to cook and she’s a TV star, so that makes her qualified to put out a cookbook and promote it on The Late Show. She’s such a great cook and her recipes are so tasty that they stand on their own merits and she doesn’t need to try any famewhore moves to get publicity.

Eva also said that Desperate Housewives will be back for an eighth season next year, and maybe a ninth as it remains the most popular scripted show on ABC. She’s not going away anytime soon.

Screencaps from the show.