Now that I’m seeing the full scope of Kim Kardashian’s Baby #2 Rollout, I have to say… she’s been planning this for months. Which means she’s already several months pregnant. Kim covers the July issue of Glamour and she “confirms” her second pregnancy in the interview. When was this conducted? When was that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians shot? Ugh, it doesn’t even matter. Spinning a conspiracy about Kim Kardashian is missing the point of what the Kardashians are to gossip: filler. No one should take them seriously. Anyway, here are some highlights from Kim’s exclusive Glamour interview:

On her second pregnancy: “We are so beyond excited. I’m a completely different person…If it all went away, and I was just a mom, I would love my life.”

Her fertility drama: “I didn’t know that I was going to be so open with [my fertility challenges]. But meeting people at my fertility doctor’s office who are going through the same things I’m going through, I thought, ‘Why not share my story? It’s been really emotional. One doctor told me I would need my uterus removed after I had another baby—I could only have one more. One was like, ‘You should get a surrogate.’ The other one was like, ‘Oh, no, you’ll be fine.’ Then I called my doctor, and he’s like, ‘You know what? I believe—we’ll get through it.’ There are definitely times when I walked out [of the doctor’s office] hysterically crying, and other times when I was like, ‘OK, everything’s looking good—it’s going to be this month!’ The waiting and waiting has been a roller coaster.”

Her first pregnancy: “When I found out I was pregnant [with North West], I was going through an awful divorce, Kanye and I had just been dating for seven months—granted, we knew each other for a decade—and I was like, ‘I can’t do this. It’s not the right time.’ But then I figured, If I’m in my 30s and I’m not ready, I’ll never be ready. So it’s been the biggest lesson, and the biggest joy of my life.”

A cute North story: “Today North put on these Manolo heels of mine and was walking perfectly around my closet. I sent Kanye a video of her; he was like, ‘Tell her to stop! She cannot grow up! She cannot wear your heels.'”

[From E! News]

If fame all went away and Kim was “just a mom,” would she really love her life? Considering she just released a book of selfies – as in a coffee table book full of photos Kim took of herself over the years – I seriously doubt that Kim could ever just go away and be fine with whatever quiet role she thinks she might want. And considering the rollout for this second pregnancy, she’s not going to be going away quietly anytime soon. But hey, we’ll be having lots of fun with her maternity style. God, remember last time? Remember all the lies she told about the weight she was gaining? This is going to be fun!

Photos courtesy of Glamour.