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Amid all the horrible news that makes me sick to my stomach whenever I read or hear it, there’s some humor to be found in the predictably absurd. Enter Tori Spelling, who posted a body positivity message along with an obviously altered photo of herself in a bathing suit. We get it. She had her fifth baby last year, she’s 45 and her body didn’t snap back like it used to. She looks fine to me and completely normal but she’s surely self conscious about it because she’s posting messages like this along with a clumsily photoshopped picture. I’m including the text below the image because she already deleted this IG post.

After having my 5th baby I have to admit my body didn’t bounce back the way it did with the first 4! But I’ve been working at it and eating and playing to live my best life and I feel like it’s showing. Back in a one piece minus the coverup or shorts. [Dean] makes me feel great about myself no matter what weight I’m at. And I’m finally loving seeing my hard work start to pay off! Thanks Body! We got this!

[From Instagram via Hollywood Life]

I use Photoshop Elements on my Macbook as it costs less than $100 but Tori is never frugal so I would bet she has regular Photoshop. There are all sorts of tutorials for making people look thinner but it looks like someone just used the smudge and clone tools here and called it a day. WTF is up with her face? She looks like a cat. Her jawline is all weird. The pattern on the side of her bathing suit is all blurry.

After Tori got called out for this she posed for paparazzi photos in that bathing suit because of course she did. She called the guy she knows and arranged for the pics and I’m sure she made some money because they’re exclusives. You can see them here. I would be slightly amused by all this but we live in a world where Tori Spelling owes millions of dollars she has no intention of paying back and she still gets paid for manufacturing controversy. She also gets free vacations for posting about them. So f-k her. I guess I’m back to being mad now.

I wonder how much she paid for her daughter’s birthday party or if she got that comped too. Also look at all the hashtags.