I’ve talked about my love for Vincent D’Onofrio before, right? I’m pretty sure I have. I love big guys, and Vincent is one of the biggest. We so rarely get new photos of him too, because he’s honestly a very low-key dude, and he has some health issues too, right? Something about migraines and exhaustion, I believe. Plus, his weight has yo-yoed a lot over the past five years (there were a few seasons of Law & Order: CI where he looked enormous), but he looks really good here. Vincent and Richard Belzer (Det. Munch on L&O: SVU) were both in Washington D.C. for the Black-tie Gala dinner to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial. I think Law & Order creator and producer Dick Wolf was being honored for his decades of work in concert with police forces and prosecutors. Vincent looks great! Yes, I would still hit it. Again and again. I’m so incredibly attracted to him.

But really, look at Richard Belzer! Belzer brought his dog to Washington. Can you even believe that Belzer, a notorious curmudgeon and the king of conspiracy theorists, has such a fluffy, adorable dog? I love him. Tell me this, ladies (and gentlemen)… Richard Belzer: would you hit it?

Photos courtesy of Fame.