I understand Kaiser’s dislike for booties with skirts now that I see them on J.Love in this rather unflattering outfit. I have a pair of cute black booties, I have worn them with tights and a skirt, but sometimes they just look awkward. (I have this pair in black but I got them at Ruelala and they were a lot cheaper. Now I’m surfing for shoes, one of my favorite past times. Some of you read gossip at work, I look at shoes as an escape from the gossip.)

Anyway Hewitt worked the sidewalk like a catwalk while wearing a loose striped vest/shirt, black short shorts and tights with booties yesterday. We’ve seen time and again that the girl can’t dress, which kind of explains her affinity for Leger bandage dresses. Hewitt uses formula dressing on the red carpet, and even though I’m over those Leger dresses I think she works them well. She grabs a little designer purse (and she does like small purses, which make no sense to me as a mom) puts on a bandage dress and some heels and she’s ready to go.

So here’s she’s trying to mix it up with a larger bag and a put together everyday outfit that isn’t too dressy or too casual. She looks cute, but something’s off about this outfit as a whole. Also, look at how she’s walking all sexy, holding that script up like a prop and keeping her mouth open a little. It’s funny! She needs some attention, and I think she should try to get on Dancing With The Stars. I think she would be great on that show.

Here’s J.Love later in the night with a big scarf, jacket and the same shorts and ankle boots. She looks better here.

The last we heard of J.Love she was premiering her new much-younger looking boyfriend at an event last week. The guy was 27 and she’s 32, so the difference in their ages isn’t that big of a deal. It’s been a whole week so here she is strutting her stuff for the paps.

Oh and I almost forgot that J.Love and her boyfriend were Brad and Angelina for Halloween! We don’t have access to photos of their costumes (they’re at this link), but she got Angelina’s emerald dress just right and they even toted around a bunch of baby dolls. It was actually really funny. J.Love tweeted “I just wanna say that our brangelina costume from last night was purely paying homage to my one of my fav couples and there glamour. I think they are awesome and I love how big and sweet there family is. It was meant with no disrespect and all love!;)”

“There glamour” and how “sweet there family is.” The woman is 32 and a native English speaker and she doesn’t know the difference between there and their. It’s not a texting issue either because both words have the same number of letters. I bet she screws up they’re too, which is why she wrote out “they are.” Oh my.

Here she is in another costume as a cheerleader with her boyfriend dressed up as beer. I thought this might be a Laverne and Shirley thing, but I doubt it.